Clam Rake
male facial hair of the upper lip, used primarily of course for lip warmth, style and of course rakin’ clams. the clam rake provides a superior eating out experience for all involved, and is a prized tool of clammers. a thick rake can effectively -ssist in the pleasuring of just about any and all clam species known to man, although extensive global research still needs to be conducted, maine clammers swear by the tool, so much so in fact that many maritime academies throughout the nation have inst-tuted no facial hair policy, due to a sharp influx of clams in flatts near such sites. risks of clam raking include but are not limited to outbreaks of red tide , which can shut down clamming operations altogether. alright, but enough beating around the bush, literally and figuratively, we’re not talking about harvesting mollusks we’re talking about mowing down on some good ol’ p-ssy.
1st female- wow look at that clam rake, i bet he knows how to work the flatts.
2nd female- oh yeah that is that cam d, heard he knows how to cut right through the m-ff and get to the clams, should see how he handles those tines.
1st female- (shoves second female out of her way and proceeds directly towards cam d)
clam raking commences shortly there after.
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