Clamature Retraculation
to rapidly revoke a stupid, or otherwise regrettable comment almost immediately after it has been said. this act can be coupled with hasty cover ups or attempts to change the subject.
you: “hey man, did you hear about the empire state building getting destroyed in 911?”
friend:”but it was the world trade center that go-”
you: “oh yeah, i got confused, my tongue tripped, hey are you watching the super bowl?”
friend: “you my friend, just had a bad case of clamature retraculation”
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