Clamcunt
(adjective)
a girl that acts like your friend in front of you, then talks sh-t behind your back, a girl that’s fake who thinks her presence is an honor to anyone she may come in contact with, a sl-t that has a nasty/diseased/std-infected blue-waffle of a v-g-n-.
example 1: lauren is such a clamc-nt! she acts like she’s your best friend when none of her friends are around then she talks sh-t about you to everyone.
example 2: i cannot believe she came to my party last night! she wasn’t even invited! that f-cking fake clamc-nt b-tch acted as if it was an honor to be in her presence, so i kicked her nasty -ss out.
example 3: clamc-nt aka lauren had s-x with jake. i’m surprised his d-ck didn’t fall off yet…
when a fat girl’s v-g-n- seems to go up to her belly b-tton because her fat folds
d-mn that girl has a fat clam c-nt
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