clamjam

the female version of “c-ckblock”
beth moved in on brian when megan was trying to hit on him; it was a definite clamjam.
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-noun, verb, clam jamming, clam jammed

1) noun.
a gathering that is predominantly female. the opposite of sausage fest.

2) noun. (clam-jammed)
a female c-ck block
example 1: the lilith fair music festival is a giant clam-jam.

example 2: i almost hooked up with that girl last night, but i got clam-jammed by her friend.
the female equivalent to the c-ck block.
if you’re familiar with the term “c-ck block,” you know that it means one dude messed up another dude’s game with the ladies. well, this happens to girls too. and we (most of us) don’t have c-cks.

if you’ve ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to “claim” him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, “i’m soooo drunk right now omg!”- you’ve been clam jammed.

if you’ve ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you’ve been clam jammed.. by yourself, i might add.
to keep a woman from getting laid, the female version of a c-ck block
tina thought she had this guy at a party, but her friend completely clam jammed her by mentioning she was pregnant in front of him.
the female version of the c-ck-block. also known as box blocked
that coochie ran a clam jam on me
(noun)the female equivalent of a c-ck-block; a person who interferes with a woman’s chance of getting laid, lucky, or boned; generally the “ugly friend” or “previously rejected.”
(verb) to block a female from getting s-x.
also clam-jammy (adj) describing a person with nookie blocking qualities, who may pose a threat to other men-seeking women.
“jane, you are a bitter clam-jam! that guy was incredibly hot, and now he’s gone!”
“that clam-jam may be five-foot-ten, but i have the kama sutra memorized and he’ll never know.”
“i am going to clam-jam samantha, because that nasty wench spilled my drink and flirted with my boyfriend.”
“there is a very clam-jammy cougar leaning at the bar, and i’d like to cut off her stilettos with a nail file.”
event where there are far more ladies than men in attenendce: female equivalent of a sausagefest
dude , you gotta get down here …it’s a clam-jam!…wall to wall ladies.