Clamming


geordie way of saying starving
i havn’t ate all day, i’m absolotly clamming
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the female version of “seagulling”. to throw lady juice at a random stranger.
did you see that crazy woman…she was clamming all over his face!

harold was in shock, that girl was clamming in public!

leroy almost threw up, as some chic was clamming in his pasta.

eli stated: “i could use a good clamming!”
phil replied: “me too!”
needing/wanting something
dude i’m clamming on a tab
the art of making pearls out of the sand in one’s v-g-n-
dylan was clamming, hence the lack of his precense at the kegger.
verb.

an -ssertion of dominance or act of revenge where a woman crouches down over someone who is asleep or p-ssed out so that her genitalia touches their face. the female equivalent of teabagging.
“jane is really mad at john for being a drunken jack-ss tonight.”
“yeah, i know. she said she’s clamming him when he p-sses out.”
“deserved.”
your face is an artwork that you have not yet discovered. the act of clamming releases you into the wild, with your face. it opens your reputation and your dignity. it is the simple act of using your face as a display for others to view. twitches of the mouth, licks of the tongue, blinks of the eyes, a shift of the brow and much more all in the one motion. don’t worry if you cannot do it, not many can.
“d-mn that dude is good at clamming”, “i wish i could clam as good as him”
verb; the act of hanging out with, peing partners with or being with someone.
guy 1: brosinski i dont have a partner for this rollercoaster, mind if we clam?

guy 2: we were clamming before but you ditched. but fine, we can clam on this one, just dont shuck me at the last second like last time.

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