clammy cello
the s-xual act of having -n-l s-x with a femal whilst sitting in a chair, playing with her v-g-n- with your right hand and her nipple with your left hand, the left hand reaching around the back to play with the far side nipple. this must be done with the female on the males lap, her facing outward.
i f-cked a musician last night and decided to give her a clammy cello.
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