Clamnesty
the act of forgiving the woman you just had s-x with for having a nasty-looking v-g-n-. this is sometimes viewed as a face-saving act for those who are having post-impulse s-x guilt, but were too h-rny to care prior to the intercourse.
alexis: “about last night….”
bobby: “its ok, i’ll grant you clamnesty. just don’t tell anyone what happened.”
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