CLAMP


the act of inserting two index fingers into an -sshole whilst stretching outward.
what did you do on sat-rday night?

i went to a wedding and clamped your cousin.
an all female j-panese manga creators.

often -ssociated as g-d.
have you seen the newest comic from clamp?

omgwtfbbq!?!11 i didn’t know g-d has already spoken!
(1)to put pressure on someone. unrelenting pressure like that of inescapable clamps.
(2)to literally place your robotic clamps on someone or something.
a. the bop’ was still tryna act like she didn’t have my money so i put the clamps on her n shook her down fo’ it!
b. the celtics put the clamps da lakers 112-86 son !
c. “he’s champin’ for a clampin’.” – clamps, futurama
d. “gee, you think? you think that maybe i should use these clamps that i use every single day at every opportunity? shouting you’re a freaking genius, you idiot!” – clamps, futurama
put together/ well done.
girl, that outfit is so clamp.
when a woman wraps lips and tongue
around a p-n-s and gives a bl-w j-b..

“clamp me” is a request for a firm bl-w j-b.
a v-g-n- so tight, you might as well f-ck her ear.
i was making sweet love to jen’s clamp last night, long story short-my p-n-s suffocated.
collection of j-panese comic artists that make a lot of money selling out on fan service and overly cute themes.
i bought clamp manga because i am a total otaku.

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