clamshell anus
a congenital deformity in which the b-ttocks can open up like the sh-lls of a clam, with -n-s inside as a clam would be inside clamsh-lls.
he dropped his shorts and then made everyone in the locker-room p-ss out from the sight of his clamsh-ll -n-s.
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