Clamshell
clamsh-ll
this is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the p-n-s causing extreme irritation.
joey: lets go into the bathroom.
rachael: ok joey.
gets intimate(in a bathroom)
joey: ahhhhhh, what the f-ck are you doing? i’m leaving.
michael: so how was rachael after all?
joey: it hurt like h-ll.
michael: please tell me she did not clamsh-ll you…
joey: she did, oh she did.
clamsh-ll
this is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the p-n-s causing extreme irritation.
joey: lets go into the bathroom.
rachael: ok joey.
gets intimate(in a bathroom)
joey: ahhhhhh, what the f-ck are you doing? i’m leaving.
michael: so how was rachael after all?
joey: it hurt like h-ll.
michael: please tell me she did not clamsh-ll you…
joey: she did, oh she did.
(n.) slang term for certain types of adidas casual athletic shoes, so-named because of the clamsh-ll-shaped rubber topsole surrounding the toe end of the shoe. a popular shoe among breakdancers and b-boys.
did you see josh’s new clamsh-lls? he’s gonna break them in while practicing his c-walk.
when a women farts and it doesn’t just drop out the back it rolls up the front causing lip flappage.
i farted and had a clam sh-ll
the act of picking items up with your b-tt cheeks. mimicking the action of a loader equipped with a clam sh-ll bucket
works best when the male is lying on his back and girl clamsh-lls his p-n-s off his pelvic area.
just go with it movie coconut scene
the female version of batwings
when the two v-g-n-l lips are stuck to each leg and spread open like a clam sh-ll
“dude check out that clam-sh-ll on the chick over there.”
“ugh… veronica, i can’t where short skirts in this heat, i might get a clam-sh-ll.”
a $100 bill. named this way as a derivation of “c note”. “c” being the roman numeral for 100.
i paid 2 clamsh-lls for those shoes.
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