clamspeak
the dulcet tones emanating from the engorged tw-t during vigorous stimulation of the thighs and b-ttocks. these sounds are created when copious amounts of kitty juice run down the v-g-n-l lips and -ss, creating a moist, squishy vacuum.
last night i was giving m’lady an all-over m-ssage on the bed, really concentrating on her big fine -ss, and then i heard it: the sound of pulling a stuck boot out of the bog, repeatedly. it was clamspeak, i tell you!
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