Cland


to relieve one’s self.
i need to take a cland.
1.)an extremelly obese gamer.
2.)a teen who is overweight and sits at the computer playing everquest and eating all day.
3.) normally a one-eyed individual that seems to constantly whine about not getting the loots he desires.

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