Clando Pick
making the best of a sh-tty siutation caused by one’s own incompetence;
derives from lando calrissian’s decision to turn han solo over to darth vader in order to save his own skin;
commonly used to describe the first waiver pick in a fanatsy football league, to signify the most impotent draft and/or worst team/owner in the league at that particular time;
from the latin “electio clando”
curtis drafted 4 quarterbacks and no running backs. the only way he can hope to salvage his season is with the clando pick.
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