Clanton, Alabama


a very small and quite boring little redneck town. there is a wal-mart…and that’s about it. there is no movie theater or anything for at least 20 miles. most kids on friday and sat-rday nights hang out in “town” where they sit in (or stand around) their cars and talk and probably do other less than legal things.
hey man, you wanna hang out in town (clanton, alabama) tonight??

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