clapprehension


the hesitation between the end of a performance and audience applause. clapprehension is caused when people are afraid of premature eclapulation. extreme clapprehension can result in long, awkward pauses.
band member: “what was with the awkward silence after we finished playing?”
friend: “all the pauses in your songs gave everybody in the room an extreme case of clapprehension.”

“i’d rather be clapprehensive than an early finisher.”

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