Claptitude


the skill one possesses at giving a high five. named for the sound made when two hands meet and your apt-tude for making that sound happen.
i hate high fiving lucy. she’s got horrible clapt-tude.

logan has awesome clapt-tude, but your hands always sting a little afterwards.

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