clapton


eric clapton.
worshipped by many as a guitar god
….clapton is god…..
to be an ultimate bad-ss at something. to be amazingly good at what you do.
oh yeah, he’s like the clapton of tv repair.
after the legendary musician eric clapton. a stud that makes magic with his hands and mouth when with a woman. a true clapton can make a sn-bby, stuck-up woman turn into warm b-tter in mere seconds.
i’m playing hardball tonight, competing against that clapton over for that woman up at the bar.

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