claptrap
the act of eating a girl out while she is sitting on your face. then before she is about to climax you bite her v-g-n- folds and rip them from her body so that they are loose and trapped inside of your mouth.
my friend (alexis) came over last night and i claptrapped her.
pretentious, pompous, nonsensical and or empty language (especially while pandering to an audience).
i’ve had enough of your claptrap.
the v-g-n- and l-b– of a promiscuous woman, especially one growing chlamydia.
your sister’s crotch is a smelly clap trap and makes more cheese than wisconsin.
referring to a v-g-n- riddled with venerial diseases (the clap )
dude, i heard about her. you’d best keep away from her clap trap
a person who is pr-ne to catching chylamidia, or one whose s-xual hygiene (or lack thereof) is questionable.
minh is such a claptrap! that’s his second name.
sk-nky and/or diseased sl-t
guy: whoa, check out that chick
friend: uhg, no way, she’s gotta be a clap trap
an std infested sl-tty girl.
guy 1 – “hey that girl looks kinda cute”
guy 2 – “whoa man, don’t touch that. she’s a claptrap.”
a dose of the clap.
i.e. a ridiculously flappy cooter.
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