Clard-on
1. a female equivalent of a ‘hard-on’ involving engorgement of the cl-toris
2. a cl-toral hard-on
3. increased blood flow in the dorsal artery of the cl-toris related to a s-xual stimulation or excitement
4. a means of expressing s-xual interest by a female
5. a male’s insult to another male indicating insufficient masculinity or douche-baggery
6. the result of a female’s accidental ingestion of v–gr-
“carmelo anthony’s 40 points last night gave me a total clard-on!”
“jenny, i can’t go up to write on the black board because i have a clard-on right now.”
“kanye was such a clard-on at the vmas.”
“just rub your clard-on until it goes away, bruce, you f’in’ p-ssy.”
a hard on of the cl-toris.
also a great name for some evil sp-ce guy.
riding the 32 bus gives jessica a clardon.
“clardon will destroy you all!”, said clardon.
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