Clarendonvale


lock your doors when driving through here.
“my best friend was stabbed several times last week when she tried to walk through clarendonvale”
well what else can be said,it’s a sh-t hole breeding epi-centre of tasmania(see rokeby)inbreeding,incest,under-age s-x,kids on drugs,inhalents(lpg gas,petrol,glue)rape,murder,muggings,car theft,armed rob,undoubtably the biggest sh-t-hole in the whole state of tasmania.apart from kingston,blackmans bay,hounville,cygnet,campania,lutana,risdonvale,moonah,howrah,warrane,mornington,newtown,goodwood,glenorchy,chigwell,claremont,bridgewater,gagebrook,brighton,midway point,sorell,triabuna and not forgetting the big sh-t dump of all time hobart.
you f-cking low life sc-m get back to your own sh-te hole housing dept suburb ours is full,f-ck off from northgate go to the mall or eastlands you dole bludging welfare recipiant you call your self an abbo but you got blonde hair and blue eyes .or may be go hug a tree you smelly greenie and have a shower you smell you dirty c-nt oris that your mums micky juice on your breath.may be its where you sucked your uncle off after he rooted his daughter your cousin in the -ss then dumped a load of c-m in her c-nt,that is why your breath stinks.
get back to clarendonvale where you belong ,need a dolla to catch the metro bus.

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