Clarissa
a clarissa is a word meaning beautiful and perfect in every single way.
person 1 “did you see that clarissa girl?”
person 2 “yeah, she was fineeeee…
name of an average girl that is really pretty, but is crazier than a mushroom stamp. can sing like an angel, no better, like a clarissa. compet-tive and the one ur boyfriend will leave you for. always has a nice -ss, but doesn’t show it off like a sl-t. (which is most of society.) people watch out cuz she’s good at mind manipulation. if you suddenly feel violated upon reading this, it’s cuz clarissa has raped your mind.
shaniqua: oh g-d, there goes clarissa again. dayumm; i wonder how she got her -ss like that.
carlos: she was born like that. and just so you know, no one likes ur cottage cheese thighs.
clarissa walks by…
carlos: ohhhhhh sh-t my head h-lla hurts… shaniqua get me some tylenol b-tch…be useful
a clarissa is that girl that all the guys love. she is usually has a great body and a beautiful smile. every girl wants to be like a clarissa and thats why heaps of them are jealous of her. she is smart, funny, s-xy, lovable and a hopeless romantic. you can tell if a clarissa likes you if you see her glancing at you or asking you the most random questions.
guy 1: did you see that girl?
guy 2: yeah, she’s so hot !
guy 1:she must be a clarissa
guy 2: yeah look at all the girls giving her dirties !
the coolest person in the world!
person: can i borrow your psych lectures
clarissa: for sure!
person: wow clarissa, you are the coolest person ever!
amazing, awesome, the best, cool, fresh, and normal
“did you see the girl that’s always with heidi ?”
“yeah, she seems clarissa”
:d
a beautiful girl that skylar would do anything for. he loves her more than she will ever know.
did you just see clarissa over there? i did, she’s perfect.
the most amazing girl in the world; flawless; perfect in every way imaginable.
gosh; rene is so lucky to have clarissa; they’re perfect together.
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