Claritza
claritza’s are the most phenomenal type of people you will ever meet. they are basically their own species becase they’re superhuman. claritza’s have hips that don’t lie and are immensely selfless, intelligent, courageous, and have -sses that won’t quit. you’re a chosen one if you get to be a claritza.
“how’d your date go, billy?”
“aw man, she was the bomb. she was a total claritza.”
“no way, i’m jealous. rarely anyone ever meets a claritza.”
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