Clark Bar


an inbred animal with human features who has an extint smell that is used as a defense mechanism. if your to encounter such a beast do not breath, the breath of one of these beasts is known to be very lethal. the way to spot on is by the caramel color and the freckers… may i tell you these clarks are very dangerous. they have knee slappers. stay away!
the clark bar is the worlds most dangerous predator and will stop at nothing to get dat money.

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