clark gable
pretty much the s-xiest guy ever to grace the earth. he will sweep you away with his charm and various skills (in bed of course). he’s a super nice, funny, down-to-earth guy that everyone loves. his mustache has its own facebook page. he is literally the definition of “tall, dark, and handsome.” 6’1″ and that means big d.
i love my boyfriend; he’s totally clark gable. amazing in bed.
Read Also:
- Cactile Dysfunction
when you’re trying to have s-x with a chick, but her legs are so hairy/spiky that you can’t keep an erection. “dude, i got her pants off, and i rubbed her legs and i suddenly had an extreme case of cactile dysfunction.”
- micro-livestock
insects eaten as gourmet food. entomophagists have a wide choice of micro-livestock varieties: from gr-sshoppers that taste like chicken, to c-ckroaches eaten in east-asian countries like thailand!
- caddied
the term used to describe a marijuana bowl that has been extinguished. yo, man smoke that reef. nah man. caddied
- Snarting
when you sneeze and fart at the same time. i was going to get a slurpee, but started snarting.
- Snatch Puppet
another word for a man’s p-n-s. i.e.c-ck,rod,dong,man meat,weiner,d-ck “look at the size of his sn-tch puppet” said sally