Clark Kenting


to wear gl-sses that you don’t need, or different clothes than you normally do in order to obscure your true ident-ty. so called for superman’s alter ego clark kent, who by the simple act of wearing gl-sses and a tie was somehow able to avoid people realizing they were the same person.
“take a look at john, he’s totally clark kenting it to impress that jessica chick from his econ cl-ss.”

“what do you mean?”

“he doesn’t need gl-sses, that dude has 20/20 vision. he’s just trying to look intelligent so she’ll like him.”

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