Clarking it


to successfully thrust a person 5 or more times without being caught whilst they are bending over.
man! you should have seen me in the shoe shop earlier i was clarking it!!
the act of vomitting on a colleagues face, and in their pitcher, while at an indoor social gathering
ian: dude did you just see lindsay lohan clarking it on robbies face and in his pitcher, the bouncers are p-ssed

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