clarks summit
a small town located north of the city of scranton, clarks summit is a picture perfect town full of preppy rich people who will never admit that they are from scranton. from its “downtown” area full of shops, churches, and starbucks, to its perfect developments with big homes complete with a pool in the back and all american family inside, clarks summit is an ideal place to settle down with your family.
clarks summit, the perfect all-american town.
a small town nestled in the woods north of scranton. famous for freedom bridge which supported 20 some suicides so far, and provides the only real reason of going there in the first place, to traverse the canyon over route 6/11. predominantly mid-upper cl-ss white republicans, clarks summit is one of the best examples of a brainwashed, sedentary, and intolerant small town american stereotype. basically reliant on speeding tickets and fines, the police force has adapted that special small town pick att-tude and constantly displays severe power trip syndrome and inflates any small crime into a countywide police emergency.
most who are born in clarks summit never leave, and those cops are all crooked mother f-ckers.
a small town nestled in the woods north of scranton. famous for freedom bridge which supported 20 some suicides so far, and provides the only real reason of going there in the first place, to traverse the canyon over route 6/11. predominantly mid-upper cl-ss white republicans, clarks summit is one of the best examples of a brainwashed, sedentary, and intolerant small town american stereotype. basically reliant on speeding tickets and fines, the police force has adapted that special small town pick att-tude and constantly displays severe power trip syndrome and inflates any small crime into a countywide police emergency.
most who are born in clarks summit never leave, and those cops are all crooked mother f-ckers.
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