clash and smash
like “netflix and chill”, “hulu and handjob”, and “amazon and -n-l”, clash and smash is hen you say that you want to fight in a round of clash royale, but you really just want to have s-x.
nick: yo girl! wanna clash and smash
jj: sure! i love clash royale!
nick: no, i mean do you want to f-ck?!
jj: oh! sure, i like that too!
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