any cut resulting in severe bleeding, or necessitating the need for st-tches, at any cultural event, including but not limited to the opera, an art gallery, or a dixie chicks concert.
the emergency response team arrived at the sidney opera house only to find that sheila koalaw-nker had suffered a life threatening cl-sseration caused when during a particularly poignant performance of fiddler on the roof, the bow of the 1st violonist became a ballistic and travelled through sheila’s carotid artery.
- day damn one
this is commonly confused with the phrase ‘they d-mn won’; actually means day one. uncle phil: day d-mn one vivian, day d-mn one
a crazy person you talk like an idiot you nutterball
someone who gets close to you and then rips you apart from the inside. the nylorac destroyed my heart.
- NyQuil High
the semi-sick, semi-high feeling you get when taking nyquil as a sick person during winter just to stay semi-coherant. this feeling may make you believe you feel 10x better than you actually are and allow you to get in a full day’s work, a load of laundry done, and several home repairs finished before falling […]
- punt slab
oral s-x “she in there punt slabbin his d-ck.”