Classic Crap


an old movie or tv show that will not win any prestigious awards such an academy award but will forever be enjoyed by an audience that favors bathroom humor and no intelligent dialogue.
i just finished watching fast times at rigdemont high, animal house, porky’s, porky’s ii, tales from the hood, leprechaun in the hood, half baked, it’s your move, szysnyk, fish, three’s a crowd, the ropers, and muggsy. cl-ssic cr-p at its finest!

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