classic rocksucker
someone, particularly a teenager, who acts like their sh-t don’t stink because they listen to cl-ssic rock because their peers listen to rap or pop. they constantly brag about their music taste, wear nothing but band shirts, and get extremely b-tthurt by peers because they (the peers) aren’t walking cl-ssic rock encyclopedias like they are.
is a portmanteau of “cl-ssic rock” and “c-cksucker”.
see also: metalhead
oh my gosh, mike is such a cl-ssic rocksucker. he called me stupid because i accidentally confused two songs with each other. he needs to find something else to wear besides led zeppelin shirts, too.
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