classic white girl


a stupid white girl who absolutely adores starbucks, wears uggs even in summertime, can not get enough of nash grier’s blue eyes even though he’s a d-ck. she is also consumed with her looks and usually will put people down or purposely annoy the sh-t out of them. the perfect image of a cl-ssic white girl is a caucasian female wearing a pink crop top that says some stupid phrase like “you got a bae or nah” with a white tank top underneath, black lulu lemon yoga pants, a starbucks in one hand, phone in the other and grey wool ugg boots and short mixed blonde hair. she also is failing math because she “can’t even”
white girl: omg you have to try this new starbucks drink it’s literally so delish, totally worth fifteen dollars. oh my god i can’t even!
me: shut the f-ck up you worthless cl-ssic white girl, there’s other places to get a godd-mned iced coffee!
a caucasian girl makes absolutely no sense.
she is such a cl-ssic white girl.

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