classturbation


to be in a cl-ss so boring that you take your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand and reach into your pants pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.
matt: dude that cl-ss was so boring, i just cl-ssturbated the whole time.

nadsack: me too. cl-ssturbation helps with my tourettes.
2 more definitions
to be so bored during a cl-ss that you secretly reach your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand into your pant pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.
matt: “dude that cl-ss was so boring, i just cl-ssturbated the whole time.”

nadsack: “me too, cl-ssturbation helps with my tourette’s.”
1) to covertly m-st-rb-t- in school.

2) a cl-ss which teaches you nothing and serves no scholastic goal.
this human s-xuality course is pure cl-ssturbation, in more ways than one.

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