classy as fuck

cl-ssy as f-ck is a phrase to be used sarcastically to make fun of others who think they are cl-ssy, and refer to themselves as cl-ssy indviduals. getting sh-tfaced is a non-cl-ssy action, just because you are getting hammered off of your mothers wine, does not make you cl-ssy. one gl-ss of wine at dinner, is somewhat cl-ssy.
i’m cl-ssy as f-ck and im wasted off of this 5 liter boxed wine.

she was looking cl-ssy as f-ck wearing that great shirt she got on sale from the charlotte russe shiny rack.

the type of person who drinks boxed wine all the time, especially straight into the mouth from the box….because wine’s f-cking cl-ssy.
look at meagan and mer at the creek with that box of franzia! that’s cl-ssy as f-ck!
for a college/university chick to get very intoxicated. most likely blackout, or at least have excessive amounts of memory loss. requires excessive pre-drinking to whichever event is to be attended, and then countless pitchers of beer, boxes of wine, or shots at said event. a good benchmark for determining whether you got cl-ssy as f-ck the night, if you are still cl-ssy in the morning, your night was a success. when a cl-ssy lady takes a younger lady under her wing as a prodigy, this lady will be designated as a c.l.i.t. meaning cl-ssy lady in training.

things that define whether you got cl-ssy as f-ck are: not giving a f-ck about anything, dancing on tables/stages/anywhere, team bathroom breaks, shots in hot tubs, keg stands, funnels, etc.
things that are not cl-ssy: throwing up (if you remember doing it), kissing really ugly dudes, screaming, crying, being annoying, fighting, etc.
note: cl-ssy ladies always wear pearls when it is predetermined that they are getting cl-ssy as f-ck; if they accidentally get cl-ssy, its alright if they aren’t wearing pearls.
sarah: hey, wanna rage tonight?
megan: f-ck yah! are we getting cl-ssy?
sarah: cl-ssy as f-ck!!!

megan: that’s what i like to hear! are you bringing your c.l.i.t?
sarah: obviously, she needs to learn the ways!
megan: sick, i’ll bring mine too, and we’ll show ’em how its done!