classy smashed


the state of being mildly intoxicated by wine or champagne

the state of intoxication preceding being sm-ssy clashed

the type of intoxication that occurs at a formal event

the type of intoxication that occurs whenever wine or champagne is consumed.
after a few gl-sses of wine, the maid of honor found herself cl-ssy smashed and in good spirits

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