clausophobia
an anxiety disorder characterized by an irrational
fear of santa claus. the signs of clausophobia usually develop early in life during childhood. signs of clausophobia include: automatically and compulsively looking for exits when sighting a fat bearded man in a red suit or feeling fearful on hearing ho-ho-ho.
the most common type of treatment for clausophobia involves mental health counseling targeted to overcoming the fear and managing triggering situations.
different types of strategies include:
– relaxation and visualization techniques designed to calm the fear when in a clausophobic environment
– cognitive-behavioral therapy (cbt), an approach that involves learning to control the thoughts that occur when confronted with the fear-inducing situation in such a way as to change the reaction
– relocating to tehran
at the sight of mr ferguson, the pe teacher, dressed in a red velvet suit with a pillow stuffed in the top of his trousers, the little girls were struck by clausophobia and backed away in abject terror.
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