claustropeadic
a situation where you find yourself in a very small sp-ce, i.e an elavator, or a thin gangway/stairwell, with a pervert or a peadophile present. 🙂 usually a very uncomfortable situation, as 9 times out of 10, the perv has his phalus dangling through his fly. (maybe with a child) 🙁 bad times.
man1: (gets in lift with a baby boy in pram)
man2: ‘oh how sweet. how old is he?’
man1: ‘erm… im not entirely sure, cos you see, he’s not mine. if i was to take a guess i’d say, about 3, 4 something like that. just right for me.’ (smiles at man 2, then looks at baby, and smiles even more.)
man2: (realises that the other mans p-n-s is hanging out. he then starts to feel very claustropeadic, and gets of at the next floor.)
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