claw machine


a game often featured in arcades which moves a claw around a box in attempt to capture an item (most likely a stuffed-animal, ball, or small toy) and drop said item into a slot so that you can claim your prize and become a complete pimp on the playground. this game can be ridiculously hard at times, and the cause of difficulty may vary from the claw being too weak to you simply being completely uneducated in the ways of the claw. play at your own risk, however, for poor results can, and will, lead to: deppresion, frustration, loss of quarters, anger, bullying from the pimp who won something, crying, and having your hopes and dreams crushed.
timmy won three stuffies from the claw-machine, and is now a huge pimp.
a machine that takes your quarters (ok, dollars) and offers you a shot at picking up anything from a stuffed animal to a smartphone.
setting: dave and busters at the claw machines:
guy 1:”closer….closer….a little to the left…. a bit back…. perfect! hit the b-tton!
guy 2: hits b-tton.
claw lowers.
claw lowers.
claw lowers
claw revolves slightly.
claw grabs end of doll.
claw drops doll.
claw returns empty to the prize chute and makes a big show of open and closing.
guy 1 and 2: “f-ckf-ckf-ckf-ckf-ckf-ck……

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