Clawnor


noun. a term given to a person, typically college-aged and one who flaunts bodily hair that resembles a jewish bear, who partakes in intoxicating activities resulting in a claw like maneuver executed by the graceful swinging of an out-stretched downwards finger pendulum. this drunken, yet much sought after action, is aimed at only the most desirable member of the opposite s-x, or same if you prefer (clawnors are capable of swinging in many different aspects). once a #clawnor, always a #clawnor.
example 1: “why didn’t our friend go bowling with us tonight?”
“oh, he was probably being a #clawnor and preying on a new piece of -ss.”

example 2: “mommy, why does that man’s hand smell funny?”
“because he’s a clawnor, honey.”

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