Clay Disease
clay disease is a virus that causes some of the coolest dudes to turn to pure sh-t. it is quite serious and has many negative effects. clay disease can be airborne, as well as contracted through physical and mental contact. some symptoms of clay disease are as followed:
pigeon neck
white specks on hands
r-t-rdation
rejection
constipation
extreme acne
poor
bad logic skills
failure
socially r-t-rded
cant spell
dyslexia
ashy toes
lack of friends
booty diggers
dirty room
s-x addiction
twitchy
stalker swag
midget thumbs
obsessive masturbation
pot addiction
small bladder
desperation
sweating excessively
-n-l sores
small d-ck
swollen -ss cheeks
if you show signs of clay disease, consult a cool person immediately! clay disease is serious, and can even be fatal…. kinda. lets just say you’ll be bald, lonely, and a loser.
lee: ehmagod! did u see robert? he totally has clay disease! and how uncool is that? i mean now hes bald and ugly!
emily: ikr!
alex: ahahahahah…. oh no guys….. specks! white specks! get me a cool person f-cking now!!!!!!!!
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