Cockfunnel
c-ckfunnel \kok-fun-nel; c-ckfonel\, descriptive noun:
an expletive used to elaborate on the intended parties tendencies to harvest or funnel several phallus’s at once into his or hers various orifices. reserved for describing characters lacking any real honor or moral substance.
dude did you hear what drew did to his ex girlfriend, that guy is such a f-cking c-ckfunnel.
one who funnels c-cks into every orifice of their body.
synonymous with sl-t, except it gives a more visual representation of what a girl who encomp-sses this name actually does. if her mouth is open, a c-ck is in it. if her legs are more than 15 degrees apart, there is a c-ck in her v-g-n-.
you know that b-tch brandi? yeah she’s a total c-ck funnel to every extent of the word.
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