Clay Pigeon


while a man is engaging in intercourse with a female, preferably from behind, right before -j-c-l-t–n he proceeds to raise his hand victoriously above is head and while screaming “pull” slaps the woman’s -ss with fury. as she runs in excrutiating pain, the main proceeds to -j-c-l-t- with incredible force in an attempt to knock the woman over. on every upstroke he makes a shotgun c-cking sound effect and on every down stroke, a shotgun fire sound effect.
man: “what happened to your girlfriend? did she break her leg?”
man 2: “yeah, she got clay pidgeoned!”
1. a person who is gullible enough to fall for a scam

2. a rare political tactic in which a proposed bill is divided into multiple bills
that guy is the biggest clay pigeon i’ve ever known.

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