Claymord
the act in which you walk through a door and are immediatley tackled by two naked fat guys with red p-n-sis and gold painted bodies and they d-ck slap you until they are pleasured.
you walk into your bedroom and you are claymored
you walk into a kitchen and you are claymord
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