Clayton Bigsby
blind, black-white supremacists, who all his life was told he was white. has made appearances on “chappelle’s show”.
clayton bigsby is gonna give a speech tonight about all the d-mn nigras, jews, h-m-s-xuals, mexicans, arabs, and all kinds of different ch-nks turning us good god fear’n white folks into a minority
black white-supremesis from chappelle’s show. author of the books dump truck, n-gg-r stain, i smell n-gg-r, and n-gg-r book.
clayton bigsby: “he said look here n-gg-r. that there’s my girl. anyone gon have s-x with my sister it’s gonna be me!”
clayton: “sir! i am going to make this very clear. i am in no way, shape, or form involved in any n-gg-rdom!”
a blind person that hates his own race of people.
he was raised at the wexler home of the blind, where he was the only negro that lived there, so he was told that he was white. he grew up to be an author of six books about his distaste to non-caucasian man; four of those books were published. never seen in public because he hasn’t left his property in years, until one day, he went to a book signing in town, and when he was asked to show his face, he shocked his audience with his black skin. bigsby accepted the fact that he is black, but divorced his wife prudence because she was a “n-gg-r lover”.
some famous clayton bigsby quotes:
“we’re winning the war against al-qaeda, but we’re losing the war against al sharpton!”
“i am in no way, shape or form involved in any n-gg-rdom!”
“let’s talk about chinese people! with their kung-fu and their silly ching-chang-chong talk! we can’t understand you! go back to yer country! white power!”
a hand-rolled cannabis smoking apparatus consisting of a blunt and dutch tulip. the tulip is at the top of the “bigsby” and resembles a white, pointed hood much like that of the ku klux klan. the body is made of the blunt, making the “bigsby” look much like the black white supremecist, clayton bigsby, a character from the chappelle show. the “bigsby” is highly sought after, and is notorious for its potency and duration.
that clayton bigsby really did me in. i’m so baked, man.
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