CLD


cld = cold liquor drink
after a long day at work i came home and had a cld.
cld / compulsive link-click disorder is an illness causing the patient to automaticly click links when they pop up in emails or im clients without thinking. this illness can result in m-ssive eyeburning from watching horrible links sent by friends or others. also a common issue for these patients are that these individuals easily get infected by viruses spread with links from im networks and e-mail.
man i got a bad case of cld. johnny sent me that awful link yesterday and i clicked it without thinking about it and got my eyes burned out.

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