clean access agent
the worst possible invention on college campuses. a security network designed to torture college student accessing school internet. despised by all who use it, and has often been said to be invented by the devil himself.
girl 1: dang, clean access agent froze my comp again!!!
girl 2: i know, it logged me out!! had to restart the whole comp.
girl 1: the happiest day of my college life will be when i graduate an no longer need this piece of s—t software.
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