Clean Getaway
when you take a sh-t, wipe your -ss and the t.p. is clean as a whistle.
i was so happy my dump was a clean getaway, as i was on a date.
when you take a nasty dump at work and really stink up the place but get in and out of the bathroom before anyone comes in.
a had to drop a deuce at work today after all of that mexican good last night. i really stunk up the place. but i was able to make a clean getaway.
when you take a sh-t, go to wipe, and it’s clean!!! no sh-t to clean up..
when your at work where the toilet paper is cheap and the situations is uncomfortable.
when you are having -n-l s-x,hopefully with a chick, before you pull out you poke her in the sides so she clentches up and your d-ck comes out clean.
i hate getting sh-t on my d-ck, so i use the clean getaway on my girlfriends.
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