Clean Jerk
the act of convincing a female to remove her shirt and bra prior to jerking you off. the logic is that after wearing her down, even to agree to said jerk-off, you thoughtfully propose that she would not want to stain her clothes with any of your man juice.
she flatly refused to f-ck me on the first date, and it took me an hour to convince that b-tch to jerk me off, but the mention of a clean jerk got her t-ts out in no time.
the act of rubbing one out while no one is home.
i seen my wife’s taillights pulling out of the drive way and i knew it was clean jerk time.
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