clean-shaven


what men of low to no levels of integrity, education, ethics, morals, values, virtues, etc. ask women on the first date or in a first job interview to qualify them as a trashy golddigger or “monica lewinski” future pleasure pal?… and to see if they shave their p-ssy (v-g-n-).
“so, crystal, (with a drink in your hand if you’re in a bar)… are you clean-shaven?”

a “yes” response usually results in a second date or immediate rendezvous in the bathroom where ideally the man performs his version of the song, “d-mn, i wish i was your lover” amidst a spontaneous lighting of candles, breaking out of the whips and chains, followed by a triple penetration pleasure romp “p-n-s patrick/swinger nikki/zero vero style.”

“so pauletta, (with a cigar in one hand and jerking off your pathetic little c-ck under the desk (in the “oral executive/hr office/penthouse)… are you clean-shaven”?
a “yes” response usually results in an an immediate job offer (with financial compensation commensurate with results of an immediate skills -ssessment command performance “on your knees” test/job -ssignment” (including real-time elevated vocal/body language feedback).

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