clean the fuck up
what a mom screams at her son when she is pms’ing and the house isnt clean
mom: tommy clean the f-ck up before i beat you!!!!!!!!!!!
tommy: ok b-tch
wht a women sayes to her son when the house is dirty and she is pms’ing
woman: tommy clean the f-ck up or i will smack you so hard they will never find your face
tommy:what the f-ck ever ok:'(
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